Obama Solves The Oil Crisis!

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What a genius!

Current gasoline prices are horrendously high: making getting to work an absolute nightmare; reducing family outings drastically; and creating a ripple effect which is killing local businesses.

Never fear, though! Barack H. Obama has solved our oil crisis!

And the adoring crowd thinks he’s brilliant!

Feel better now?

Of course… not.

It’s obvious that Obama isn’t aware of low-rolling resistance tires, which have been industry standard issue on new cars for years.

Low-rolling resistance tires are tires which are designed to improve fuel efficiency of a car by minimizing the energy wasted as heat as the tire rolls down the road.

Truly heavy sigh.

Note to Uppity Woman: Because you asked, I’ll allow open comments… until the Obots start swarming again. Maybe they’ve moved on to bigger blogs.

To Rich Pav: The entire Obama “symbol” quote is much worse than the edited one…

So… a vote against Obama is now a vote against good old truth, justice and the American way? (Cue SuperObamaMan!)

Arrogant, to say the least.

“For the great majority of mankind are satisfied with appearances, as though they were realities, and are often more influenced by the things that seem than by those that are.”
-Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527)

: Delilah didn’t do it.
Judges 16:19– And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.