Jeb Bush For President - NOT!

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George, I don’t think God told you to invade Iraq. I think Daddy Bush did. just successfully closed the longest-running, most-expensive frat party in the history of the world. It was so messy afterwards that they had to hire a janitor, Barac Obama, to clean up afterwards. Now the younger Bush-brother, not to be out-done, wants to book the Whitehouse for his frat pals in Rivera, a once flourishing, proud south Florida community, into the Repo Riviera. Now, Jeb plans to use Florida as a condom to commit rape on Lady Liberty. Do the Bushes have no shame? Is anyone in Florida using his/her top three progressive state. To that point, I have a progressive idea. Let’s out-source the soon to be vacant Senate Seat of Mel Martinez. 

What do I mean by out-source? you ask.  If you haven’t been paying attention, let me fill you in on a frightening trend here in America. It’s called out-sourcing and politicians think it’s the best thing since no-term-limits. Let’s do unto them what they have been doing to the working class for decades. This Virtual-Senator couldn’t possibly be any more corrupt than an actual telecommunicate from whatever country he’s in. Just think of the overhead we could save on perks alone. As a bonus, we could lease out the office space in the capital building and make enough money to pay the Senator’s salary, costing the people of Florida nothing out-of-pocket. When you consider that our Representatives only work 72-days-a-year, we may even clear a profit. 

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